Charlotte Poppy

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My name is Charlotte, I'm a bubbly and saucy gal with an enchanting passion for the lovely in life. I’ve worked more jobs than Barbie, this one will always be my favourite. I more than love it, this is where I fit best in the world. I’ve found so much meaning and purpose in most of what I do, and even when it’s just a couple of sluts tearing each other’s clothes off it’s still very lovely.

In a booking with me you can expect something between a lovers GFE or an unserious no drama FWB. Affectionate, passionate and close or wicked and insatiable. I'm playful and giggly, but will shift into lust very easily. I don't do awkward icebreakers, we're going to chat like we already know each other!

My ever-changing hair is always vibrant, soft and perfect for running hands through (currently pastel colours). My appearance is described as pixie-like, I have sparkly green eyes and a handful of freckles. I'm deliciously curvy, and a lot of my porcelain skin is dressed in colourful tattoos. I haven’t had any cosmetic surgery, and will never get filler or tox so if you’re after a surgically sculpted woman go get her king, she’s not me though. I've recently had my teeth fixed so I'm even more smiley now! I'm a non smoker and non drinker, I'm fun enough without it! 

My incall is discreet, neat and very comfortable. Time with me is an escape from mundane reality, drowning the world out. I’m an escort, sure, but I’m not so filthy you feel shameful or weird when it’s over. More of a blissful peace than a weird awkwardness. As a career provider I'll never phone it in or get complacent, every prebooking gets my full beauty routine and same high standard. I'll always be in a good mood, never cutting bookings short and I'm pretty much always on time (for the most part).

You never have to worry about looks or abilities with me, one of my favourite things to do with inexperienced lads is to dispel any and all assumptions about what women are attracted to. I can guarantee I’ll surprise you! Get a little cute in my inbox, I’m all yours. 

If you've just ended a relationship, I'm an amazing a guilt-free rebound. If you yearn to date and have a relationship, I'm amazing practice as well as having amazing insight for you. If you've given up on dating altogether, I'm amazing for drama-free intimacy without the need to use someone. 

I offer two booking types: Hourly as normal, or my 'Blank & Chill' package:

___ & Chill? a more relaxed alternative to the classic Dinner Date. You fill in the blank - UberEats on the couch & chill, Movies/Youtube & chill, Gaming & chill, Showing each other memes on our phones & chill etc. If you enjoy a night in over a night out, this one's for you. Does need to include an activity, intimacy is reserved for 'chill' time. Prebooked appointments only.

I'm not a boring racist or ignorant ableist, my incall has ramps for my wheelchair boys, however accessibility needs should always be discussed beforehand.

Please stick to the template when contacting me, I have no need for almost anything else added (no erotic essays, no "here's why I'm not like your other clients", no unsolicited advice or nudes, no offers for driving or pimp services etc). I'm not trying to be rude, most clients actually find the template very helpful and often use it to book my peers as well! Please also refrain from asking me questions that can be answered by reading this ad, reputable and established escorts get anywhere between 30-50 enquiries a day so we simply don't have the time to answer questions we've already answered here. It's actually quicker to just read it.

I do not see heavy drug users, hagglers, disrespectful or incel type men, and those who skip reading the ad. I require you to be alone if I am to attend an outcall at a private residence. I will never flirt with you or manipulate you to get a booking out of you, if this is something you require - plenty of others do this. 

I am personally quite horrified with the normalisation of BBFS (natural sex) in this industry in recent years. This has never been normal and I refuse to consider it so, there is not one single good reason for anyone to participate in this. Do not ever ask me for any unprotected services, have a shred of decency and consideration for your own and others' health and lives. Attempting this during a booking is called STEALTH RAPE and you can expect a violent reaction, its not a "service" its assault.

As I am selective with my clientele and diligent with screening you are completely safe with me, I am 100% independent so when you send a text, you’re talking to me! First impressions count and you want to be able to book whoever you want and have a delicious time, rather than getting blocked by your preferred providers. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of a deposit you can scroll to the bottom of my profile and see how long ago it was created, find me on other platforms and on twitter and read my reviews to see that I'm a real person that has never run off with someone's deposit. You cut yourself off from the best escorts by being paranoid about deposits.

This should be fun and sexy and easy! Nobody likes being told what to do, but you’ll see just how easy I’ve made this process for you with my sexy lil template (especially if you're a first-timer or not often successful when trying to book escorts).

I’m totally upfront about screening so you have a choice to see someone else if my safety protocol makes you uncomfortable. Please only contact me when screening-ready! Why do I only see men who read the ad? That’s how consent works in this industry, it keeps me safe from men who disregard consent.

I take deposits via Beem, the rest in Beem or cash. If for some reason you cannot use Beem I can provide an alternative as a once-off, however this will NOT be payid or bank transfers.

To cancel or reschedule your appointment I require 24 hours notice, I can reschedule with your existing deposit (if applicable), if less than 24 hours notice or without rescheduling a cancellation fee of 25% will apply. My no-show fee is the full booking fee, without which you won’t be able to book me again so please reach out if you can’t make your appointment. 

Excited to meet you,

C x